Treeks and Loja

August 21, 2010

Coupla my high school buddies

Treeks beating a dead horse

Treeks beating a dead whore

December 20, 1996.  Went to this Buffalo Tom show with some buddies at Zoots, a dive bar in Portland Maine which managed to attract some great bands.  They have unfortunately shut down since.  This playlist was sitting on the side of either Bill Janovitz or Chris Colbourn’s  amp…  I snatched it on my way out.

Came across these playing cards in my junk drawer the other day.    I got them back in the early 90′s.

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Patriot Missile

The Hawk Missile

The Apache Attack Helecopter

You’re Dime’s Up

Dear Yellow Pages….

June 20, 2010

I got this from here.

Military Rules

June 12, 2010

Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a ’4.’
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

Navy SEAL’s Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.

US Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from ‘Higher’ to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; they can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.

US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what’s on HBO.
4. Ask ‘What is a gunfight’?
5. Request more funding from Congress with a ‘killer’ Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine ”key’ Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets ‘strategic’ and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.

US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines

Go Navy !

From:  AmyOops

I went to college with drummer Jeff Gada.

LoL Dilbert…

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I gotta get me one of these bad jimmies
for when WWIII starts.

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Your f*ckin dime would be the f*ck up if you got
hit by one of these mo fo’s.

Diabetics Rule!

It's Diabeetus, Bitch

This incredible picture was taken from the USS BENFOLD DDG-65 in 2008 – 2009ish.   Wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that.  Yo dime’s gonna be up real quicklike you get hit by one of those!